Geocaching Addict

You might be a geo-caching addict if...

1. You can't go past the Home Depot in The Colony without grumbling about a certain "prehistoric human".
2. You know what "zntargvp xrl ubyqre" means without clicking on (decrypt).
3. You can't remember the last time your bedtime routine DIDN'T include:
   o Wash face
   o Brush teeth
   o Put calamine lotion on poison ivy rash
4. You have done something totally outrageous or bizarre at a park just to scare off the people sitting on a bench so you could look under it.
5. While looking for a hard-to-find cache at a cemetery, you have actually considered moving a headstone "just a little".
6. The police are so used to you acting suspiciously that they don't stop when they see your rear end sticking out of the bushes at 3 A.M.
7. You have camouflage tape and ammo cans YET you aren't a hunter.
8. You can spot a cache 100 feet away without getting out of your car because you are sure those sticks or rocks wouldn't look like that unless a geo-cache is hidden under them.
9. You have walked around Lowe's for hours looking for that perfect cache container that will have everyone stumped.
10. While in the woods at midnight looking to get an FTF, you hear a pig squealing and the faint sounds of "Dueling Banjos" and you STILL keep looking for the cache.
11. Every pair of shoes you owned had burrs stuck to the laces until you got smart and bought a special pair of "geo-caching shoes" to go in your "swag bag".
12. You ate 27 Altoid mints in 5 minutes because you needed the tin. Three days later, your mouth is still burning but your breath still smells great and you were able to hide another cache.
13. When you go out of town, you pick your hotel based on the number of nearby caches.
14. You don't mind visiting the psychiatrist to discuss your geo-caching addiction because you know he will give you a prescription AND THAT MEANS you will have another pill bottle to hide.